From the Cville Weekly, February 15, 2000, page 26

EXPLAIN THE PHENOMENON!

Photo by Stowe Keller

The Winners

"When switched on it's the world's most effective cigar lighter." -- Sam Freilich

"The Phantom Menace behind him, Anakin Skywalker takes his pod racer on the NASCAR circuit." -- Peter Rousseau

"Chuck has trouble getting both the couch and the F-16 into the moving truck." -- Sara Wilson

The Actuality:

Air Force recruiters' "jet" parade float in a moving van in Charlottesville.